Added: Michah Carnevale - Date: 25.02.2022 09:45 - Views: 30988 - Clicks: 1529
You simply must be chill and cool no matter the cost. Eat the cost. Put the cost in the microwave and then throw the microwave into space. Then get a new microwave at a massively inflated price. Chill is the dish of the day. Is it a kind of brie? A health supplement specifically for ageing Alsatians? An artisanal bread hat? This is, in fact, the least chill thing you could do and yet another reason that Brenda should go to jail-prison. Being faux-chill is like being happy; ridiculously easy to outwardly fake once you know how, but dreadful for the soul.
The myth goes something like this. Her favourite movies are Die HardFight Club and porn. She looks like a supermodel without spending hours getting ready. She also has a rare medical condition that means she has to give a blowjob every four hours or she dies.
A sexy unicorn. A slutty minotaur. Unapologetically pursue your real interests. Gleefully provide for yourself wherever possible. Genuinely prioritise your sense of peace and happiness. Hold a dog in your arms and marvel at the simple beauty of the Universe. Those things must always matter very much. Acquiring any measure of real chill requires us to acknowledge this and then work very hard to replace these guilt pockets with stores of confidence, calm and peaceful determination.
Stop trying to date beautiful and unavailable people who are so painfully self-absorbed that they forget you exist the minute you leave the room. This goes for friendships as well. Learn then to cut them off at the root, immediately and without regret.
And when it hurts, learn to let it hurt, and to follow that feeling to its natural end. And then to leave it alone.
The rest of the time you gotta cut it out. You better make those eyes look smokier than if a barbecue crisp and cigar emporium went on fire. This is the most chill thing you can do long-term for yourself and the people around you. Because you are not an inflatable unicorn. Nor are you one of those fake pears your grandma has in a bowl in her house that you keep accidentally taking bites out of and now you have a stomach ache.
You are not a blank, passive, needless blob. What you are is a human person, one who is capable of feeling an incredible amount of different things. And quite rightly so. And also Slough. Dazed media sites. The unashamedly queer, feminist, and intersectional play you need to see.
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